Here's current coach Danny Hope...
|"Step out of the vehicle please, ma'am."|
...Who replaced Joe Tiller...
|"He said, Step out of the vehicle. |
Don't make me tase you!"
...Who was often mistaken for actor Wilford Brimley...
|This is NOT Joe Tiller, though Purdue teams often play|
like the cast of COCOON
|"Way out west - West Lafayette,|
actually - there was this coach..."
But let's face it, the Purdue head coaching job isn't exactly a long-term employment opportunity. So the MZone brain trust got together to bat around some suggestions for Hope when the time comes for his inevitable post-Boilermaker job search. Let's face it, with his look, he should have no problem landing one of the jobs below.
As mentioned above, this really is the obvious choice. But it goes both ways.
|Danny Hope's next job...or Purdue's next coach?|
70s PORN STAR
Sure, the time travel part might be tough. But with Hope's look, it might be worth overcoming the technical difficulties.
|"Wanna see my 4-4 stack?"|
FORMER PRESIDENT TEDDY ROOSEVELT
Again, there are the time travel issues. But if Hope's only "attribute" is the 'stache - thus ruling out the 70s porn star - might be worth a shot.
...Especially when you consider that Joe Tiller pulled a SOMEWHERE IN TIME and is currently William Howard Taft in an alternate reality...
FOX NEWS "REPORTER" JOHN STOSSEL
Might be some overlap here with the 70s Porn Star.
|"Is that a candle? You tell me."|