Since you live outside Ohio, you have more choices. You come up with the perfect one (no, "FUCK MICHIGAN" doesn't fit and isn't acceptable - even in Jersey). Yes, it's available!
You wait. And when the plates finally get there, you can't get them on fast enough.
Now the man's wife and entire family - who went to Michigan - are having the last laugh.
|No, this isn't Terrelle Pryor's latest discounted ride|