According to police, the smiling Longhorn fan in the picture below robbed a Wachovia Bank branch in Austin on Monday. Police have not determined if the Bevo Bandit is a UT student.
And since we coined the "Buckstache" term for OSU fans who run afoul of the law, in all fairness, I guess we need to come up with a good name for attractive Texas criminals now, too. Any suggestions?
(HT: Tom)
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longsnatch
The Bevo Beaver Bandit
Horntail?
Hook'em Book'em?
Loan Officers?
This is why I love Austin.
Longporn?
I really like the fact that she's smiling in two of the frames. That's one stone-cold bitch: you're about to ROB A BANK, and you're smiling?!
Loan Officers...good one, Sundawg.
Austin City Dimwits.
Hornies?
Honestly, here in Austin -- she would not get a second look.
Wronghorn
Crook 'Em Horns!!
Future Cowboys
I bet it was a dude in disguise. Think about it.
I agree with corey's thought. I like the name "longsnatch". I lmao on that one.
Bevo Beaver Bandit - That's great Chuck. I'm a longhorn, but I love it.
"Look, I said we'd need a posse to rob the bank, POSSE!"
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