In a ranking of America's Drunkest Cities, Ohio State's hometown is only #3 on the Forbes list, behind Milwaukee and Minneapolis-St. Paul.
Ok, I can understand Milwaukee, home of Miller, but Minnie? That's really sad, guys. Step up. This is a blatant slap in the face to civic pride in C-bus. And as such, I expect to see nothing less than a full array of "Fuck Forbes" t-shirts the next time I'm in the area.
Thanks to reader DL2 for the tip!
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The research was done wrong. Just because you have one drink in the past thirty days does not make you a drunk. Now if they had gone through each city and seen the amount of people face down in the gutter, defecating in coolers, wearing scarlet and gray, masturbating in public libraries, combining fire arms with lint rollers, etc. then maybe the most drunk city in the country might be found.
Oh Christ, didn't they survey Madison? WTF?
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