Rants, comments, thoughts and funny - mostly funny - on all things Michigan and college football.

If you have ideas, tips, links or pictures for the blog, e-mail us at: MichiganZone at gmail dot com.

Thanks for checking out the M Zone. And if you enjoy the site, please pass the link on to a friend or two. We'd sure appreciate it.

Twitter: @MZoneBlog

Facebook/MZoneBlog

Best Of Tat and Tresselgate

M Zone Videos

Best Of MZone 2.0

Best Of The Original MZone

Tosu Favorites

MZone Archive

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Who's Next?

If you've been reading the MZone of late, like us, you've probably noticed a disturbing trend of mustached Buckeye fans...

...and ex-players like Santonio Holmes...

...getting in trouble with the law (and Carl Monday) for various offenses.

Now, some say the Curse of the Mustached Buckeye started with Maurice Clarett's little run in with the law earlier this year...

...Although we think it started much earlier with troubled Buck QB Art Schlichter...

In any event, we here at the MZone want your opinion on which mustached Buckeye will run afoul of the law next. Here are your choices...

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Herbstreit! Hands down, but Tressel is a close second...I love the muff brush

Anonymous said...

I guess you need a hermit like Ted Kaczinski to compare UM evildoers. The difference being he actually went to UM, the child molesters just wear the apparel. I have seen more UM stuff on perp walks than OSU stuff down thru the years, probably thanks to the Fab 5. This is the downside of winning, more perps wearing our stuff.

Benny Friedman said...

I'm sure that when the police saw the mustache on Holmes, and knowing he went to Tosu, they had no choice but to arrest him.

Eric S. said...

Come on guys, you can't deface a girl like the OSU Video Chick with that horrendous 'stache. Or maybe it wasn't Photoshopped...

P.S. There are so many different screenshots that you could've used for that pic. Like the ones at the end. But I haven't seen the video, so I'm just guessing...

IC said...

Not Archie Griffin. He seems like a pretty genial fellow and not a lawbreaking type.

And out of compassion, not Spielman either. Though he committed no crime, he has already served a eight-year sentence with the Detroit Lions.

Herbstreit is among my favorite sports broadcasters and tOSU chick is an MZone legend, so I will not pick them to run afoul of the law.

That leaves just one choice: El Vesto Bandito, Jim Tressel.

Anonymous said...

Herbstreit is affiliated with ESPN so I would say scandal time is close. Tressel is not likely at all he is squeaky clean, stand up guy. What is your nickname for him? Sweaty mcCheaterpants or something...? The OSU girl is italian so the stache and crime may both be in her future. Funny stuff all around though and I can't believe Santonio got arrested for jaywalking.

-Josh a Buckeye fan

Benny Friedman said...

Josh, I believe it's Every Day Should Be Saturday who came up with the Cheaty McSweatervest moniker. And, according to our sources, the OSU Video Chick is not Italian.

JosiahQ said...

Genius. Herbstreit FTMW (for the mustache win).

Anonymous said...

haha one thing I love about "THE OHIO STATE THE STATE OF OHIO'S STATE UNIVERSTIY THE OSU" to get the name exact is the "OH-IO" chant....I feel that it shows only two things about Tosu fans:
1.) THEY CAN TRULY IN FACT SPELL! WELL I'LL BE..those "BUCKEYE COUNTRY" hicks can truly spell..wow.
2.) On the negative side...Normally one says "OH" while another finishes with an "IO"...wow...it takes TWO Tosu fans to spell something as simple as "OHIO"

GO BLUE!

and it wouldn't be a true buckeye season unless there were some crimnals baby....

Anonymous said...

MI-CH-IG-AN!

Anonymous said...

Yeah.

And shouting "Go Blue" requires real brainpower.

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

I say it's gonna be Tressel, in a news story brought to us by who else, Carl Monday. And if I see another mustache on the OSU video chick, I sure as hell hope it's vertical.

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

A link from CNNSI.com, to Officepirates.com, yields a contest for the biggest jackass. As I was perusing the "contestants", I must say I was not surprised to see a jackass wearing a tOSU shirt...while also wearing a mustache. There is definitely a pattern here! http://www.officepirates.com/officepirates/jackass/0,25122,1177530,00.html

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

Sweet! Art Schlicter gave me 6-1 odds on Tressel.

Yost said...

LOL!, Can''t