Separated at Birth - Redux

OK, our first Separated at Birth earlier this week was a bit of a dud. As was astutely pointed out by Brickeye, hot shot Notre Dame QB recruit Jimmy Claussen is far more of a dead ringer to Deryck Whibley 0f Sum 41, than to Billy Idol as we proposed.


What the football equivalent for Claussen would be of Whibley being engaged to fellow Canadian Avril Lavigne, I'll leave up to the readers.

But we're confident that we have a better Separated today. Keeping with our Trojans in Trouble theme for the week, we present embattled USC quarterback Mark "Dirty" Sanchez and HBO's Entourage star Adrian Grenier. Hell, we can barely tell which is which!
After taking a look at these two together, I wouldn't be surprised if Sanchez's alibi for the rape charge is that it was Grenier who did it.